JOHN THE OBSCURE ™

© 2006

 

Observations While Attempting to Lurk

 

            I spend a significant portion of my time attempting to find deserted places wherein I can walk and think about a) myself, b) nature and c) not the wretched, intrusive goons who comprise 99 percent of the human species.

            There’s a grand garden cemetery near my home; a lovely arboretum, too. They’re considered giant back yards for crapping, wildlife-scaring dogs by the overprivileged, child/slave-substituting set.

            There are charming, brick-and-gaslamp streets around town. They typically contain prototypical East Coasters who will slam head-on into you; people wandering under the influence of cell phones; joggers with iPod Doppler effects; beggars; cars parked on the sidewalk with impunity; and/or someone wearing enough perfume to evoke a bad day at Ypres.

            The deserted places, of course, do not exist absolutely. All is in flux, everything is under exploitation, and people will always pop up where you least expect, or accept, them.

            But desertion does exist for brief times—on a sapling-shrouded glacial ridge, on a street mantled by dusk and mist from freshly spent rain. When I search long enough, those moments find me.

            And then, do I have my exquisite, gem-like thoughts; poignant, nameless emotions; incisive yet wonderstruck observations of the cosmos?

            Yeah, you bet I do. But mostly I think the aimless, disjointed thoughts that follow, just like I do the rest of the time.

            Sigh.

The Birth of Fascism

            On a sunny summer day several weeks ago, I was downtown with a fast-food lunch in hand, looking puma-like for a safe place to eat it. I discovered a relatively thin berm of grass in the shade of a church, elevated above the sidewalk by a wall. It was nice spot, but not inviting per se—which is why I chose it.

            I nearly made it through lunch pleasantly enough, with my book and a couple of sparrows as company. Then two women arrived and sat on the edge of the wall, within 10, perhaps even 8, feet of me, talking, violating every precept of proxemics and otherwise annoying the hell out of me.

            I looked around. The shaded part of the wall and grassy area was at least 50 feet long and otherwise unpopulated. I was near one end of it. There were plenty of other sectors they could have chosen. And yet there they were, right there.

            “But I’m right here! Why?!” I thought in protest.

            Then I realized I had answered my own question, and was gazing upon the paradox of pioneering and the death of revolutions.

Epistemology

            We can never know more than we can imagine, but we can imagine more than we know.

Architecture, Tenuous and Tenebrous

            One of the nice things about being a poorly socialized doofus is that nobody ever told me it’s hokey to find melancholy in strolling past houses at twilight.

            I like their sense of mysterious other lives, other ways, their safety and their strangeness. I pay them mind.

            I’ve been around old houses my whole life. I tend to think of them as solid, permanent, ancient, even in this era of two-by-fours and Tyvek.

            But over the past year or so, the opposite reality has begun to intrude on my naivete: how short buildings last. It’s 30 years before major renovations, if you’re lucky. People tear down 20-year-old structures without a thought. Even on the grand old houses that remain, how quickly did the decorations and fillips wear down? Certainly before my time; but also, I now hazard to guess, within that of their original owners.

            Constructing a house or an even larger building is hard, complex work. It establishes a home for a family or an institution. Its completion is considered a triumph for the laborers and the owners alike.

            And yet, how rapidly they decay, how even more quickly we demolish the vast majority of them.

            I’ve noticed this firsthand thanks to my own ever-increasing age, which perhaps is on my mind as I contemplate this architectural disintegration and disregard.

            But there’s another, vaguer yet more familiar feeling as well—a sense that somehow I have misread the builders’ intent, and that there is darkness in it.

            Some houses are haunted, at least according to the facile ghost junk that fills entire cable channels. Haunted houses are always ramshackle houses, which perhaps speaks to the melancholy of such things.

            But I think it speaks to something else as well. We had a “haunted house” when I was a kid, of course—a decaying, pine-veiled Victorian with terrifying dogs outside and an elderly couple living in just a couple of the rooms inside. Back then, that was just “spooky.”

            Every town has a house like that. There was just a story in the news about an Ohio cheerleader who took a bullet in the head after trespassing on the grounds of a “haunted house”—an overgrown place near a cemetery where a self-employed writer lived with his mother, and his rifle. She certainly got her scare. The rich local high school—the one whose students promulgated the ghost tales—got to hold a vigil. The outcast gunman is headed for jail. 1

            That’s another perspective that changes with age. You get a better handle on horror. Some houses are indeed haunted—by poverty.

            Rooftops bring me much cheerier thoughts. On flat-topped apartment buildings and factories, you can see those ventilation pipes capped with a ribbed cylinder slowly rotating under whatever mysterious vapors or heat rises from within.

            Those things, whatever they may be called, along with water towers, were staples of “Spider-Man” comic books, and still symbolize to me their air of gritty freedom. (Perhaps in latter days those perpetual-motion vents remind me of a more realistic superhero, Ninjalicious, and a more concrete brand of freedom, “Infiltration.”) In the comics, rooftops were so high they were invisible, so industrial they were desolate.

            They were desert places, and superheroes always perched on them to think.

 

 

            1  Reported by Associated Press, Aug. 24, 2006.

 

Posted Sept. 6, 2006.

 

 

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